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THE ATTACK OF THE FILEFISH
By one of the attackees, Cassandra Weith
It was a typical Saturday morning for the Palm Beach County Reef Research Team. Cars were pulling up at the
13th street marina with divers anticipating the upcoming research dives. As gear was unpacked, divers greeted each
other with coffee cups in hand. Excitement began to stir while Captain Bob recited his boat briefing. I know that I, along
with my hardy winter diving teammates, began to quiver with excitement (I love stories that start with quivering - ed.).
Yes Captain Bob, we could "feel the excitement."
Our first dive, Sugar Sands Ledges, is one of my favorites. Yes, I just love the Intracoastal dives. Takes me back to my roots,
the Ohio River. Got to love the brown, green muck and the surprises that you might bump into. The site is only five minutes
from the dock, always low visibility, but lots of neat- o fish, I just love it.
I was asked to be the video gal along with the task of fish ID'er. Our "Leader" and video guy Ben, decided to get sick, so that
is how I ended up on video duty. Oh, by the way, I love taking video and plan to make the "Leader" sick before every dive .
Trust me, I can make anybody sick, so I've been told.
Well, my buddy Dawn and I descended into the brown, green, muck-filled Intracoastal waters of Lake Worth.
I had orders from "him" to take some footage of the mapper guys who were going to be putting down some new benchmarks,
thanks to Pug. So Dawn and I flew up the ledges trying to find Dave, Bruce, Greg, Chris, Wade and anyone else who was carrying
something underwater.
Almost immediately, I felt eyes watching. I turned my head and saw about 700 fish at my face, OK, OK, a little white lie...
seventy fish, OK, seven, with a little filelike thing coming out from the top of their head. As I studied them, I recalled Fish Leader
Gail and her teachings of these wonderful creatures. Odd shaped swimmers with a file at the top of their head, a Planehead Filefish!
OPPPSSS, past time to make eye to eye contact with my bud Dawn, sorry Bob. I did and she began scribbling on her slate
the words, FILELISH! She is good. Many more were beginning to surround us, they were getting "up close and personal." I thought,
how cute those little lips and fanned out tail were. I turned the video on and more came, a dozen more or so, they wanted to be in pictures! COOL! I looked over at Dawn and it seemed as though there was a school, no, a University surrounding her!
If you have ever have been lucky enough to dive with Dawn, you know what I mean when I say that she talks underwater, yes, I said talks. Forget that expensive underwater communication device that Ben wants, just use Dawn! That girl can talk up a storm underwater, unbelievable. Well, she was screaming now and swatting wildly, they were after her. By this time, there were about 30 of those "not so cute lip" stinkin' Filefish around.
I had to place my finger (gently, of course) on the ledge so I could turn off the video and connect it to me. I wanted to be ready, I sensed trouble. A few of those cute lip, pretty tail, SOB's began to nibble on my finger that
was on the ledge, needless to say, they have sharp buckteeth. Dawn motioned to me to "book," so we swam off to another ledge.
That University of Planehead Filefish teamed up with another University of Planeheads and followed
us throughout the dive. They were everywhere, ledge after ledge.
It seemed as though a few were trying to get into Dawn's BC and I think one might have been stuck in her hair.
They seemed as though they had a mission. A few were so close to my mask that I swear they
were counting my eyelashes. They wanted to taste us and bite anything that stuck out.
Dawn tried to tuck in her nose as I tried to tuck in my chin and ears. I figured to heck with Ben's
mapper guy video, he would just get Filefish. The word "evidence" went through my head as
I turned on the video. Finally, we got to our fish stations without any major blood loss and did our counts.
They were with us the entire time, nibbling on pencils, fingers and video lens.
Finally, we both pointed to the surface and got the heck out of the water.
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